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No offense meant towards the LDS church, but I had to read very carefully to make sure that was 'Mormons' instead of 'Morons'. Yes, that's a joke (insult?) older than dirt, but in this particular case I'm not sure which would have been more correct.

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Heheh.... Christian infomercials. Can't say I have seen them after a Conference broadcast. The only thing I ever saw after a broadcast were Church News reports.

But some people should just get off the couch and press the power button.

Slim Shadow wrote:Heheh.... Christian infomercials. Can't say I have seen them after a Conference broadcast. The only thing I ever saw after a broadcast were Church News reports.

But some people should just get off the couch and press the power button.

Do you see these children? They are starving and shiz.... and by not being a part of the solution you are now a part of a problem, and though we totally could have rebuilt these childrens village with the money used to make this commercial, and give them enough food for 6 years and a apple computer. We wanted you to feel bad for not giving more money... but wait, we have a way to help you justify, by showing more pics of impoverished children who suffer the same neglect you show your own, pick up the phone and give us monies.... and our sweatshop around the corner will send you stuff as if these kids had a pro photographer and a nice printing pressed thank you note to ease your guilt trip and help you spread the word....because if you dont call... little kokopuff and prugnab faces will stick in your head for at least another 10 minutes before you selfishly forget them and go about your not-donating life.... so call our telemarketer service and give so we can pass on the legally required 10% to them as the rest fills our pockets and covers expenses...


Like those?

Well, not those. The ones they try to sell you a little rhinestone "prayer cross" I noticed that the prayer is half finished.



It's missing, "For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, forever and ever" so they're totally jibbing us right there. And also, I bet they don't have one with a Joseph Smith Translation in stock. Just saiyan.

Slim Shadow wrote:I bet they don't have one with a Joseph Smith Translation in stock. Just saiyan.

Not a cross, but there are LDS jewelry fads-necklaces featuring a mustard seed and a quote from the book of Matthew, pendants saying 'LDS' with your birthstone attached, the unending variety between "heirloom" and "trendy" CTR rings, even LDS charms for those Italian charm bracelets.

Slim Shadow wrote:Well, not those. The ones they try to sell you a little rhinestone "prayer cross" I noticed that the prayer is half finished.



It's missing, "For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, forever and ever" so they're totally jibbing us right there. And also, I bet they don't have one with a Joseph Smith Translation in stock. Just saiyan.

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